17 Days Till GaryCon! Can It Be True?

I was looking over the website for the Geneva Ridge Resort for blog topic ideas when I came upon this list of accommodations.

Accommodations
Scenic Resort Rooms & Suites
Our 146 spacious guest rooms and suites are designed with the perfect balance of rustic coziness and all the technological conveniences, entertainment, and personal comforts of home. Reflecting Mission-style Arts and Crafts traditions, each room offers a function-friendly layout, warm earthy tones, wood furniture, and these homey amenities:

• Simmons Beautyrest® pillow-top mattresses
• Cotton covered polyester New Generation pillows
• Triple sheeting
• Iron and ironing board
• Expandable cable
• Refrigerator
• 4 cup coffee and tea maker with complimentary coffee
• Hair dryer
• Clock radio
• In-room high-speed Internet
• Flat screen LCD TV with DVD player.
• In-room dining

Notice what I highlighted there. My sinuses are hoping that this is for real.